Thursday 23 October 2014

"Lay all your hate on me"




Steve Peers 

As a response to 'UKIP Calypso', here's my lyrics to 'Lay all your hate on me'. I won't be singing it myself (believe me, you don't want that), but surely it's enough to bring Abba out of retirement?  


I wasn't racist before we met
Now every migrant I see is a potential threat
And I'm a bigot, it isn't nice
You've heard me saying that smoking was my only vice
But now it isn't true
Now I hate the whole EU
And all I've learned has overturned
I beg of you...
Don't go wasting your racism
Lay all your hate on me

It was like training a lazy slut
To clean behind the fridge and get off off her feminist butt
I still don't know what you've done with me
A British voter should never fall so easily
I feel a lot of fear
When Nigel bends my ear
I’m terrified, there’s gays outside
I beg you dear...

Don't go wasting your racism
Lay all your hate on me
Don't go sharing your sexism
Lay all your hate on me

I voted Tory in the past
Finally they’re copying UKIP at long last
I used to think the EU was sensible
It makes the truth even more incomprehensible
It’s all the fault of the EU
And Romanians frighten you
And all I've learned has overturned
What can I do...

Don't go wasting homophobia
Lay all your hate on me
Don't go sharing your racism
Lay all your hate on me

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